INQUIRY : SO YOU SAID YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT...

Heyah! I don't wanna be rude but..I don't understand what seems to be easy to comprehend, now i can't even rationalize nor put proper explanation in my head. If you don't mind, would you be kind enough to answer these questions? How come you said you don't know me and yet you minded asking me if the guy (which was actually my old classmate a good friend)you saw me talking to was my type? How come you said you don't know me and yet you are asking me a 1-word question that could possibly mean so many different things all at the same time? ("Ako?") How would you want me to answer that question?You always ask me so many hypothetical question which were answerable in so many different ways imaginable. How come you said you don't know me and yet you hand me good ideas, advice and a whole lot of puzzles and quizzes that i like and now missed the most since no one's sending me that?And you're one of the few people i don't have to pretend to and can freely communicate in English...=) And you said you don't know me yet you checked if i ate my meals already and say good morning to me before i actually wake up and good night before i actually fall asleep? How come you said you don't know me yet you do know the book author i love the most and that you told me you remembered me just because you saw a book with the same author in your house? How come you don't know me and yet you know my fave color is black and you tend to wear that color in the office because maybe you know that would make me happy? You said you don't know me yet you told me your dog's name was Barack(and i knew the story behind the name), you are fond of skateboard and old school bikes and that you're not yet asleep at 1:00am since there'd be an upcoming drag race somewhere? You told 'em you don't know me and yet some people would ask you why I was absent and you would send me sms telling me to come so they won't look for me? And you said you don't know me yet we had a bet over the idea that you won't be able to shoot the ball while playing basketball...and i never saw you until the last time you played yet i pretended i didn't see it so i'd won. =) How come you said you don't know me but finds time to scold me, putting some sense in my head when you thought i might've forgotten it?(this was another part of the person who don't know me that i deeply miss 'cause no one seemed to do this to me but that person) And you said you don't know me, we're not even friends yet you have the guts to ask me about what time i went home after my friend's birthday bash(around 4am)? And you also nagged me of the way i dress(as though i'm always ready for night-outs)? And the one time i put some eyeshadow to mask my eyebags(you said i don't usually wear makeup and then now i do--only once!)? And then you walked out of me after you speech telling me to have pity on my lil gurls, all that a day before Christmas at my own office table? Wow!you certainly didn't know me and yet when i learned to drink and started getting drunk and broke all the rules in my usually boring life and did things i've never done before and unknowingly told you things that i'll never say or hadn't even tried saying to anyone and hated myself because i can't accept the fact that i'm starting to fall for you and i don't wanna fall for you...you'd tell me not to worry 'cause you're gonna leave the office soon? You told 'em you don't know me and yet you're always there in front of our office right before you proceed to your office and the persons around us can't seem to find where the tension was coming from whenever we're in the same place at the same time? So, how come you said you don't know me and yet we used to have communication before that all knew about but now no one would admit it ever happened nor existed like i was some looney making it all up in my head? And if you don't know me, then can you please define, elaborate or enlighten me (redundant, i know) why you said you don't know me?and if you don't then after all these what are we? friends? acquaintance? office colleagues? Why did your girlfriend said you found me scary already and yet she sent sms to me a couple of times and then she and her friend weren't at all convinced that i have no idea nor do i have something to do with you 'break-up' thingy and connived with that old hag in the office who loves hating me just to get back at me one way or another by buying globe sim (way too exaggerated and so much unnecessary,if I may say so) and askin' some people to pose and pretend as you? (however, those 3 persons who posed as you are don't seem to have the same way of English communication like you do and also forgot to send me puzzles and don't seem to have a clue what i'm talking about if i speak in french or Spanish wherein if twas you, you would've surfed the net or done something so i won't notice you don't know what i'm talking about) Anyway i had a knack knowing twasn't you but having a ball not to tell 'em and even wrote a letter for you so they won't know they're already busted! And that now, twas the latest mess in the office that i was directed to clean up! Don't you worry i don't intend to get back or make 'em pay! I understand perfectly, they want me out of the office and effective January ima resign and give 'em happiness. Why? I absolutely don't have a clue where she got that idea and why her friend was asking me if i am the culprit though the communication between us doesn't exist at all? she didn't tell you that, right? And if you don't know me by any chance, is there any luck that i'd be able to squeeze myself up to set an appointment in your most likely crammed up schedule to find time answering this email so we'd be able to settle this and clear things up and close this book? And if you don't really know me after all these questions then would you mind me rephrasing it for you? Maybe the proper way to say it if someone ask you if you know me could you just tell 'em NO--NOT ANYMORE! I still have lots of questions but right now this would be enough. I'm asking you a favor, please explain since this caused anxiety to me.. Maybe if all these we're answered I'd be able to think of something so i'd be able to move on if not forget this once happened to me.Thank you so much. I'll Remain, Peaches