What Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.(Don't YOU wonder how!)
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you like hoes as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.(You only tell that to shut us up!)
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!(Don't ever compare us to others!)
5. You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a Big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not to girls that want real relationships. (Performance level and love counts but not lust!)
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.(Surely,you suck sometimes.)
10. A system in your car only impresses your hoes and your homeboys not us.(So,tone it down it's deafening!)
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.(All you're girls and EXs except me!)
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.(Better be aware of our feelings!)
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.(We don't like it when you compare us to other girls!)
16. We are Drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give you head;we're not hoes!(But if you are nice you just might get it.)
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up about it.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.(But it doesn't mean we wanted sex!)
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we will always find out.(We're not on race nor we are any casino games.)
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we always hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it isnt, so DONT.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.(Discard it on proper places. Snots should stay on your noses if it can't be discarded properly!)
27. We are beautiful at all times.(Every girl is different from the other,you must REMEMBER that!)
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.(And please FLUSH!)

30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.